Sir Alex

Sir Alex

Thursday, September 11, 2008

A 11:30 post.......n a sleep disorder

Actually what i was thinking when i posted this was that "i was feeling sleepy".
God knows how i wanted to just plop down on my bed......but what to do.....bcoz i creatd this blog i decided to continue....
11 30 in da night...that too on the evening of Thiruvonam....with my mom watching a mohan lal movie ....n me writin a boring blog........feelin sleepy ....sleepy......n sleeepyyyyyyyyy.......

n PRESTO....Here i am in OLD TRAFFORD.......i looked down..i was wearing a Man Utd shirt....No.10.......
what ? I am wearing Rooney's shirt..???...
I am a RED DEVIL........... n dere was Sir Alex running towards me..asking me too join Tevez in the forward line...........
I cant Believe it....

Iam playing in the theatre of dreamz.........n that too against arch rivals "Liverpool"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This had to be a dream...........oops......sorry....dont mind this line..carry on...

The game has started and within 20 minutes we r 2 goals down ... Torres n Gerrard score....We r staring down da barrell.....
At Half time...Sir Alex says Ashwin..U r our only hope......Can u b'lieve it...SAF..tellin me i am his only hope.....Oh....i've been dreaming about this for eternity...oops again......

59th minute: I beat 3 defenders, dribble around one down da right wing ...n sends a cross towards Tevez n he scores......can't blieve it..Tevez scores n da assist is mine......i must be dreaming........triple oops..................

65th minute: Anderson sends a through ball n berba scores with a low drive past Reina..........
I cant b'lieve it..though the set up didnt involve me....i jump on berba....n he emerges coughin n spittin.........I guess ma 85 Kgs told on him.........i mutter an apology n get on with da game...its not often that one plays at Old Trafford...

71st minute: I recover da ball from our half n gallop down da middle......or atleast i thought it was galloping......well , atleat i didnt loose da ball..but defenders were about to take me down.....gulp....but Tevez appears out of nowhere..n v play a 1-2......n i jus have da goal keeper in front of me....but da defenders catch up....( says a lot about my gallop)...well to cut it short ..
the kind hearted Ref....(Was it Kindness or Pity)..awards me a Penalty.....

Wow...a penalty at Old Tafford....n me takin that..i picture myself in the Head lines 2moro......
"An Indian Prodigy Wins it for United"...........i step up for the Penalty......Here's my moment.....
this is what i've been waiting for....the Crowd was cheering..so were my Team mates.......
n Tevez was running towards me to wish me best.....n i turned to say to him...Thank u mate...
but he tells me....."You've split your trousers..down da middle...u had better change it..."

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....................................................

Disaster .... now i see ..why the crowd were cheering me........(actually making fun of me)..some how i reach back to the bench n change my trousers.....

i was about to run back on to the pitch...some one pokes me in the back....

i turn around...n look....aghast...My Mom...........Oh no...!!!!!

Y did u have to end dis dream..it was going on fine........How could u do this to my career??????

She says.....Stop sittin in front of da computer n go to sleep/.....

stung i say....""What the hell do you think i was doing???"" quietly.....
another nice dream...not the sort of climax one would 've hoped for....though...

4 comments:

Akshay said...

ashwin has done great job

arnab said...

hahaha!! one hell of a dream! do u play football regularly ? i ask this bcoz even thou i have been to football matches in my dreams too,i hav never played in them..;)

The Storm said...

yup..i play football.....though not quite well...........a crazy dream...i know....

The Vitruvian Boy said...

I wish The scores were leveled...
before the penalty....
That would have been good....


Nice post....


Seems you dont write these days...

Hope u start again...